‘Survivor’s’ greatest villain – or worst blight, depending on how you look at it – has left the island for good. It almost didn’t matter who got voted out after that.

In its second Gwyneth Paltrow guest-starring episode, ‘Glee’ botches another attempt at a meaningful message, as they demonstrate the joy and/or terror of sex.

It doesn’t look like Neal and Peter are going to take their tale in a different direction anytime soon, so maybe we should look elsewhere for exciting new plots. How about a caper or a girlfriend for Mozzie? Wouldn’t he be cute with a lady friend?

I’ve returned to the melodramatic world of ‘The Tudors,’ but as season three begins I can’t help feeling like I’ve seen all this before.

The judge’s save is a worthless, imbecilic, pointless, wasted effort on ‘American Idol’. It’s the Kobayashi Maru of reality television … the quintessential no-win situation.

Was it the steamy, wolfy sex? Well, that sure didn’t hurt, but so much of this episode felt right that I can safely say Being Human’s hatch is blown!

Did ‘V’ accidentally answer a big question tonight? Maybe, or maybe not, but you know they’d never purposely tell us what is going on.