Miley Cyrus does Justin Bieber, gross cruise-goers, Taboo and apl.de.ap. Alright, that sounded bad. Anyway, we’ll have embedded videos of most of the sketches here when we get ‘em!

At the conclusion of this piece, Tara and Michael predict you’ll be interjecting “Hey!”, “Wow!”, “Yay!”, “Whee!” and “Zounds!” Everybody hop on board the Wayback Machine for a little learnin’, folks.

Clark learns that Alexander has a new identity and some surprising abilities and Lionel means to get his son back at any cost. And Darkseid finally makes an appearance!

With an episode title like “And Then There Were None” and an obvious riff off the great sci-fi movie ‘The Thing,’ it didn’t take much to realize there were going to be fatalities … and boy were there.

I’ve loved reviewing the CW’s ‘Gossip Girl’, but I can’t help feeling a bit nostalgic about the way the show used to be. Join me as I present an open letter to creators Schwartz and Savage to whine about what I miss.

You’re Ted Danson … why in the world do you want to be buried next to Larry David? And why would either of them want to be buried next to Larry’s agent? There should at least be a private NBC sitcom section in the cemetery.

I detected some Jeff Bingham in the belittling of the WNBA players, like when one of the other New York boyfriends said to Timmy: “They’re elite athletes making thousands of dollars, playing in front of … hundreds of cheering fans.”