“Fat Neil” returns as the gang learns that jokes have consequences. Plus, Chang wears some ridiculously elaborate body paint.

Charlie Sheen finds continued success on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ while Chris Brown is slated to be a musical guest on ‘SNL.’ Why are we supporting woman-beaters?

In the first Marcel-less episode of the season, some chefs pick up the slack in the bitching department. Others rise to the challenge of cooking for one of the best and oldest Italian restaurants in New York.

Join the CliqueClack team in picking your favorite female law enforcement officer on television. Is it a police officer, detective, deputy chief, marshall or perhaps a military investigator? So many strong females on television today!

Why can’t all worthy characters get the shows that they deserve? What more does a quality character have to do to get a little help? In sports they’re called franchise players and teams build around them. Is anyone in TV listening?

An accusation leads to some riveting discussion about what constitutes fluff versus meaningful TV, all ending with an admission worth waiting for. Reading this Quibbling Siblings is better than watching any fluff show!

Budgets and job offers and retconning, oh my! As we leaf through the final chapters of ‘Friday Night Lights,’ our characters are defined by change.