Frankie sold herself short — keeping your boss’ colonoscopy secret has to be worth more than an additional 4% commission. Going by her track record, she would have been better off pushing for a guaranteed salary.

Has my preview gone to the wayside? Shown the two episodes we were, ‘Off the Map’ really did seem different than ‘Grey’s Anatomy.’ I swear! But, all is not lost.

Gloria sends an accidental email to Claire in my favorite scene from this week’s ‘Modern Family.’

There’s a distinct trend that suggests legal dramas are the up-and-coming thing, while medical dramas may be on the outs. Here’s an idea: have an original one instead of riding on the coattails of others’ successes and there’d be enough of everything to go around.

Every week brother and sister team Bob and Debbie take on a new topic. This week we talk about ’30 Rock’s’ decision not to write Jane Krakowski’s pregnancy into the show.

That pointy-haired jerk just amazed me with his douchbagginess this week. But we also got to see what goes into running a real restaurant, and one person proved they could handle it.

The Dunphy kids experience a horrifying trauma, but band together to work through it. Unfortunately, they just end up compounding the trauma.