Tara and Michael present the sequel to last week’s Dolph vs. The Unicorn. And it’s all wet….

In my opinion, this pilot wasn’t for $#*!. It looks like CBS has a winner on its hands with ‘Bleep My Dad Says’….

So how do you feel about ‘Bones?’ Happy? Frustrated? Well if you like more of the same, you’ll be a happy camper this season.

The seventh season premiere of ‘The Office’ was the do or die episode for me. If it rocked, I’d be on for the rest of the season. If it was even just mediocre, I wouldn’t bother. So, adios ‘Office’ — it was fun when it was great.

If the third season premiere is any indication, Anna Torv will be holding the lion’s share of ‘Fringe’ on her shoulders this year. Does she have the chops to pull it off?

‘The Vampire Diaries’ mythos tells us that werewolf bites are fatal to vampires. Will ‘The Vampire Diaries’ have an original take on the vampire versus werewolf story? ‘Twilight’ and ‘True Blood’ may have done it to death already….

’30 Rock’ premiered this week, picking up right where it left off, including a guest appearance by Matt Damon as Liz’s latest boyfriend? Can it last?