Julia recaps the script of “The Tears of Uther Pendragon” as only she can do. I provide the analysis, DVD-commentary-track style.

As it turned out, sitting through a taping of ‘Lopez Tonight’ on the Warner Bros. lot wasn’t so bad after all….

Some PR folks sent me a bunch of ‘Lone Star’ swag. Does this mean the show’s going to be amazing or horrible?

I thought the restaurant had already opened, but the corpse-sniffing dog guaranteed that it’ll be a while yet before the grand opening. In all the commotion, is anyone wondering why the dog smelled death on the bra?

Wow. Tara and Michael must be blissful. A CommercialClack with a unicorn, Dolph Lundgren and a flame thrower. (Oh … and something about internet security …)

I’m not sure that Covert Affairs’ Annie will ever grow into the agent she’s destined to become unless she experiences a great loss.

After spending three seasons buffing the tarnished images of long-forgotten “celebrities,” Donald Trump returns with the original ‘Apprentice’. And this time he’s going to solve the economy’s woes in one fell swoop.