Farting trolls, manservants on the run, Prince Arthur the very noble, crying kings, true love, high adventure … what wasn’t part of the epic second half of ‘Merlin’s’ mid-season two-parter?

TV shows may come and go, but we can always imagine what an ideal night’s lineup might look like. Let’s take a look at the dream Saturday night TV schedule.

Sebastian is back guest clacking for us this week. This time he’s got a bone to pick with regular Clacker Jackie on this past week’s episode of ‘The Big Bang Theory.’ Who will you side with?

More love triangle drama — do they really all have to be with the same people all of the time? — while Violet seeks Pete’s forgiveness.

Michael gets convinced that his new girlfriend Donna is cheating on him, and he sends Dwight to tail her. Meanwhile, a customer complaint about a smoking printer leaves Andy at Darryl’s mercy.

While the docs got schooled on how to treat patients kindly, Derek and Owen dealt with guilt and Cristina mourned.

… it is the reason my heart grew three sizes this day, Grinch style, when Angela and Hodgins finally got it right.