Tonight marked the return of the “Ding,” a gleaming chrome axe, and the one powerful word Walter should thank God and speedy cell towers for: pollos.

“It’s not your fault, Honey. ‘Mother’ is part of the word. You never hear of anyone being ‘sfathered’ to death.” – Phil, to Claire after he hints that she smothers the kids

Despite the fact that this was a clip show, I did find myself intrigued by Keisha Castle-Hughes’ character Maia and the question that was never answered: Is she or is she not the Creator?

Chance and Winston and Guerrero have such fantastic chemistry that I don’t even miss a female lead in ‘Human Target.’ Plus, the action is unmatchably clever and funny … it’s become a don’t-miss show for me.

Can someone please help me locate just one character I can consider likable on this series? Because I’m having one hell of a time finding someone to root for.

Fans of HBO’s ‘Big Love’ found last season to be too short, too over-stuffed and largely over-the-top. Chloe Sevigny, who plays Nicki, agrees.

TV shows may come and go, but we can always imagine what an ideal night’s lineup might look like. Let’s take a look at the dream weekend on CBS.