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Reality Clack – Evil Russells, mylar balloons over Colorado

Lately on television, reality shows have really been a bad example of the real reality in which we live. For example, on Survivor: Samoa, we have two Russells. One is definitely an “Evil Russell.” But the Good Russell is exhibiting poor leadership skills — he was the Chosen One to lead his tribe in the […]

by Jackie Schnoop

My favorite Lost moments – We have to go back!

The long offseason continues to march on. With each passing day and week we get closer and closer to the final season of Lost. We still have months to go, however, which is a bit discouraging. To help us get through this Lost lull, I’ve been recapping some of my favorite moments of the show. […]

by Bob Degon

Strippers, professors, and assistants – for Hank Moody that’s not just role play

The real estate market is a fickle beast, so when you get lucky enough to find and fall in love with something that’s already been built, you pounce on it. In fact, it’s such an unlikely scenario that you should realize just how lucky you are. So why is it that one insignificant little thing will always tank […]

by Aryeh S.

Dexter finds something that matters more than murder

This episode marked a slew of firsts for this show, some which were pretty unexpected. The one “theme” (for lack of a better term) of this episode was one of these unexpected turns, for both the viewers and, especially, Dexter himself. Since first meeting Dexter’s girlfriend Rita in season one, a lot of viewers likely […]

by Keith McDuffee

Quotation Marks – Dockers, Tab-booty calls, and the letter R

Glee [while hugging] “I will destroy you.” – Will “I’m about to vomit down your back.” – Coach Sylvestser “It’s on.” – Will “The independent polling company in my Dockers has confirmed that you’re the hottest girl in this school.” – Jacob Community “The only difference between Senor Chang and Stalin is that I know […]

by Ivey West

Separated at birth: Stargate Universe and Arrested Development – Guest Clack

First-time guest clacker Ryan enjoyed snowy Northeast winters for a few years, but now lives back home in humid Hawaii.  He wishes it were still cold enough to wear a suit and tie when going out. Before Friday’s episode of Stargate Universe, I was certain that Robert C. Cooper and Brad Wright had merely taken […]

by Keith McDuffee

Saturday Night Live – Gerard Butler; Shakira

Tonight marked a first for SNL, as it ran the entire episode with only one sponsor. The dress rehearsal sketches were actually the best part of the episode! In fact, why the hell doesn’t SNL simply run the dress rehearsals for the live show? Seriously, isn’t the funniest stuff on the show these days when […]

by Keith McDuffee