‘South Park’ is back with its 16th(!) season premiere! Here are some choice quotes from the episode that took on the TSA and the deadly mistake of leaving a toilet seat up.

‘Survivor: One World’ throws a monkey wrench into the works by basically doing away with the One World theme, mixing up the tribes, and making Colton the king of the misfit tribe.

They do things bigger in Kentucky, at least by the looks of last night’s ‘Justified.’ More bodies, a land mine, and one big scene at a VFW hall teach us that this show doesn’t do anything less than huge.

It’s ‘Fairly Legal’ week and next up is the profile on the new character, Ben Grogan.

This week, we take a look at the events in season two that Ivey is most looking forward to. Undead houses, impish hands and half-handed sword fighting, oh my!

Man, it’s nice to know a frantic, yet meaningful episode of the show was safely back in the cards this week. Because if another half hour like the previous one had cropped up again, heads would have rolled.

Jeopardy says “potato,” I say “poe-tah-toe.” And if I say “poe-tah-toe” on Jeopardy, Alex Trebek takes my money away. …