Another prisoner has shown up in 2012 from Alcatraz and this one is breaking into safe deposit boxes. What is he looking for? Will it help us understand what the 63ers are after?

Host and judges get ousted from Simon Cowell’s Americanized version of ‘American Idol’ … and (for the most part) I’m feeling good.

As for the ludicrous notion that an unusually high winning percentage is proof of misconduct, I have only two words for the State’s Attorney’s office: Denny Crane. I rest my case.

I feel for Little Runk. No way in the world does that kid make it to adulthood without being seriously damaged. The key for any enterprising therapist is to get in early and hang on with all their might. Anyone in on the ground floor of that project will have hit the jackpot.

‘Gossip Girl’ ramps up the drama for the 100th episode. But the wedding takes a back seat to a ‘very big’ Gossip Girl reveal.

So … who got duped into thinking the ten-second Matthew Broderick Honda teaser (which we didn’t *know* was a Honda teaser at the time) was a ‘things-to-come’ sequel to ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ … ?

Let’s talk about tonight’s episode, ‘Runaways,’ and determine what the theme really was. Running away, absolution, or a little bit of both?