“Strap on your seatbelt … for real …” turned out to be prophetic for Favor Flav, not for Suzette Snider. on this episode of ‘Celebrity Wife Swap.’

Tyler went crazy and was arrested, but is he gone for good? Or, will he be back so he can be shot on the beach?

Here’s what we learn this week on America’s Favorite Dating Show: Girls are mean. Boys can be shallow. Too much wine can make people a little unhinged. And crouching behind a suitcase isn’t the best place to go to have a good private cry. Especially on a reality show.

‘Castle’ returns, and it is time for Det. Kevin Ryan to finally get hitched. But does his fiancé have a secret that relates to the case?

Who makes a better foil with whom Emma can do battle: Rumplestiltskin or The Evil Queen?

“Do you think I would have let you sodomize me if I didn’t think there was a future here?” – Carrie, after Hank breaks up with her (Um, probably?)

CBS tries to set itself apart from the other morning shows, and for the most part, it works.