Why Nigel Lythgoe is a giant, flaming bag of douche

Eureka – The odds are better with Carter around

Stalking Jim, onion goggles and Lotto – Daily Rerun Roundup

I know, I know — you go out clubbing on Friday nights, so why on earth do you care about repeats? Lest you forget the power of the DVR, you might just want to revisit some gems this weekend: On CBS on Friday night, Melinda stalks new Jim on the Ghost Whisperer tonight. Weigh in […]

The Week in Clack – Funeral for a King, Syfy and NPH Emmy-bound

I’ve missed a few weeks, but luckily nothing significant happened. There are now plans in place to ensure this never happens again, as we are training panda bears to write this column in the event I fail to (please don’t go extinct or anything). The big story of the week was the funeral for Michael […]

Diary of a Firefly Virgin – In which we meet tiny, gap-toothed Zac Efron

(Season 1, Episode 5) All right, River better do something even remotely interesting again soon because displaying a slight fondness for cattle and prancing around in an over-sized sweater (and bike shorts under her pink skirt?)  isn’t quite enough for me to like her. Until I find a reason to take River super-seriously, I’m going […]

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World – When Heroes Blew the Hatch

Burn Notice – I kinda see where Fiona is coming from

For the most part, I’m of the the belief that Michael Westen is in the right to pursue his dream of being fully reinstated as a spy. If that’s what he wants to do, who am I to judge? After all, he’s pretty damn good at what he does, and he has a boy scout […]