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Real World: Brooklyn – One more blow-up before goodbye

Real World: Brooklyn came to a not-so-rousing conclusion last night. I kind of expected a tepid finale considering how boring this season’s cast has been. The drama of Ryan leaving for Iraq wasn’t enough to salvage an episode filled with more petty squabbles over bland household pranks. Yet another girls versus boys battle broke out. […]

by Scott Tunstall

South Park – Queef Free

There’s a time in out lives, when we must listen to the oppressed And realize that we’ve been keeping women down They have power and they have courage And we must all stand by the belief That a woman is strong, and she has the right to queef Fly free Free to queef aloud Fly […]

by Keith McDuffee

Lost – It’s all about the kids this week

This episode was chock full of answers, wasn’t it? We found out exactly what Sawyer whispered to Kate in the helicopter, some light was shed on the fate of Ben, and we discovered what happened to Aaron before Kate returned to the island. I would say that those are more answers than your average episode […]

by Bob Degon

Life on Mars was all about the gene hunt

After all this time, after waiting patiently for episodes upon episodes, we finally get our series finale of Life on Mars. Alright, so it was only one season, but I felt like a series finale had to have some sort of build-up. First of all, seriously … I had no idea. Don’t get me wrong; […]

by Keith McDuffee

Megan Joy is this year’s Sanjaya

Watching Megan Joy butcher a song as great as “Turn Your Lights Down Low” made me realize she has a lot in common with another Idol contestant from season 6: Sanjaya Malakar. First, we have what I like to call MHPD, or Multiple Hair Personality Disorder. While I don’t think we’ll be seeing Megan sporting […]

by Cate Cropp

How will Life on Mars end?

ABC’s Life on Mars ends its first and only season tonight, only giving us an hour’s worth of wrap-up to soak in. Will it be enough? Will we be satisfied? Do we care? I’m actually looking forward to it. I want to know what happens to Sam, what happens to the rest of the cast […]

by Keith McDuffee

American Idol – something for everyone

Today’s Guest-clacker is Michael Noble, a married native Southern California family man.  He is alive and well, and spouts off more often than he should and is currently embroiled in a Project 365 photo blog. Ain’t it a kick how everyone has their own little quirks and kinks about this show? “He’s darling.” “She can’t sing […]

by Guest Clacker