This week’s quotes were absolutely absurd. Between Marshall’s night shirt, a graphic mental image involving glitter clump and douche tags, it was pretty much a free-for-all. Hey, remember when Lucy and Ricky slept in separate beds because showing a married couple sleeping together was too risque for television audiences? Yeah, those were the days. Anyway, […]

I am not going to post any spoilers in the first paragraph of this post, just in case your eye strays. You’ll have to read the full entry if you want the goods. And if you do read the entire post? Please don’t complain that there are spoilers because THERE ARE SPOILERS ABOUT HOUSE IN […]

Dear Les Moonves, President and CEO of CBS Corporation, You and I don’t know one another. I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting you, the man who saw the brilliance behind a young comedian from Queens, allowing him to create the wildly hilarious and eternally enjoyable Everybody Loves Raymond. Kudos to you on your eye […]

The third installment of Ashes to Ashes was one of the filler variety. The plot involved a serial rapist who preyed on “impure” prostitutes. It was mildly interesting, but I was hoping for a few more clues as to how and why Alex Drake is stuck in 1981. I was denied. Instead, there was a […]

Nicole Yates is back Guest Clacking for us again…. Victor Fresco’s Better Off Ted gives me hope that networks actually want to take a chance on something quirky and hilarious. Unfortunately, these types of chances don’t usually last very long. Let me explain. Better Off Ted stars Jay Harrington as Ted, a button up kinda […]

Thanks to the wonders of DVR, I was able to catch the last five or six episodes of Star Wars: The Clone Wars‘ first season Thursday, in preparation for Friday night’s season finale. My brother turned me on to the series and, despite my initial reservations, I have to say it’s a pretty entertaining show. […]

Just when I was thinking how outrageous it was that Patty would be shocked over Phil’s affair with the London trader, she shows me once again that she’s really smart and knows what’s going on around her. Or … does she? Patty tells Ellen that it wasn’t Phil’s affair that’s got her miffed. “It was […]