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Burn Notice – Sam Axe is one funny ex-Navy SEAL

I dig Burn Notice for a myriad of reasons: cool spy gear, things go boom, hot chicks in bikinis, and Sam Axe, Michael Westen’s right-hand-man. Sam is loyal, reliable and trustworthy. Well, he did inform on Mikey to the FBI at one time, but that’s water under the bridge. Yeah, he does drink a little […]

by Scott Tunstall

Dollhouse premiere ratings – Place your bets

I imagine that the big event for the average TV viewer this week was probably the premiere of Survivor, or maybe the kickoff to the NASCAR season, if you swing that way (CliqueClack doesn’t judge). But if you are taking time out of your day to visit us here at CliqueClack, you’re no average viewer. […]

by Brett Love

30 Rock – Liz has the worst first date ever; Kenneth has the best

What a great episode! It’s nice to know that I’m not the only person who regularly forgets that Valentine’s day exists. In tonight’s episode, Liz accidently scheduled her first date with Drew for Valentine’s day. Oops. I’m not sure if that doomed the date or not, but the evening could definitely go down as the […]

by Bob Degon

90210 – So, Rhonda’s completely insane, right?

Oh, Aimee Teegarden. We’ve fallen in love with you as the sweet, shy Julie Taylor on Friday Night Lights. But now you’re doing a guest stint on 90210, and while you look like the same Coach’s daughter we’ve know and love, this character is a little bit… different. I mean, bitch is crazy, right? When […]

by Kona Gallagher

Idol’s Top 36 — really? – Open Letters

Dear Simon, Paula, Randy and Kara, Apparently your producers value weirdness more than talent. I say producers because I can’t possibly believe that you are responsible for three people making the top 36 that just plain shouldn’t be there. First, Norman Gentle, or whatever his real name is. I swear, they had to have put […]

by Debbie McDuffee

Kendall Cho steals the mofo show, yo

The Mentalist. Yeah, he’s pretty slick Flicks a frakker’s nose ‘cuz he’s being a dick But there’s someone else who can outclass Jane Don’t know who I’m talking ’bout? You gotta be insane! He’s Cho, yo, and he’s stealing the show Put on his sunglasses and he’s ready to go All of the ladies, hey, […]

by Keith McDuffee

How I repaired my television marriage (or how I stopped worrying and learned to love The Office again) – Part 2

Here’s part two of five for guest clacker Julia Hass. Be sure to check out part one if you haven’t already. My Second Concern: Making Karen Awesome Like most fans of The Office, I am, of course, totally convinced that Jim and Pam should be together forever and get married and have lots of babies, […]

by Keith McDuffee