(Season 3, Episode 12 – “Do You Take Dexter Morgan?” – Season Finale) Well, I was just all kinds of wrong about how this season was going to end. And you know, I’m really glad for that. For the past two seasons I’ve thought this show has been easy to predict, and I just did […]

Spotlight Show of the Night Survivor: Gabon (8:00 p.m./7:00 p.m. Central, 17th Season Finale) – It’s amazing that after seventeen seasons, this show can be just as compelling as it was the first time around. And the formula hasn’t been messed with that much. It all comes down to the fact that we’re dealing with […]

Dear writers of Dirty Sexy Money, I wanted to take a minute before your show disappears to thank you. First, I would like to thank you for a great first season. It must have sucked for you guys to have to go on strike and cut your very promising first season short. I know if […]

(Week of Dec. 13, 2008) “I may be a ho, but I’m not a crack ho.” – Cops “Falalalala-lala-ka-ching.” – Dwight, on his his plan to buy all the unicorn dolls from local stores and sell them to desperate parents at a huge profit, The Office Desperate Housewives: “You are my rock Lynette.” – Tom […]

(Week of December 8, 2008) Hey, kids! It’s time for a quick round-up of highlights from this week’s episodes of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. This was an extra-special week, as we won’t be getting any new episodes until 2009. We also said good-bye to a few old friends, the weirdly scary Rob […]

Today’s Office review doubles as a guest clack by Wally Holland: “twice-over MIT grad, freelance writer, balding, awesome. I write the way Barack Obama plays basketball: goofy, a little awkward sometimes, but the guy’s basically the black Jesus so WHO CARES HOW HE PLAYS BASKETBALL.” (Season 5, Episode 10 – “Moroccan Christmas”) The Office plays […]

(Season 34, Episode 11) Here we are at the last episode of 2008, the big holiday episode. Saturday Night Live was good enough to leave us all a little surprise for the holidays: a big pile of turd! Seriously, there was barely anything funny going on here. It was a real shame, especially considering that […]