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Is Nick George headed to douche town?

Last week fellow Clacker Keith posted a list of the biggest fictional douchebags on television. I thought it was fairly complete and accurate. However, as I was reading it, I realized that there is someone else who is headed for this list. If you watched Dirty Sexy Money last week, you must have seen it […]

by Bob Degon

The Amazing Race – My Nose Is on Fire

(Season 13, Episode 7) I don’t usually have a strong negative reaction to these reality shows. But Kelly, Christy and Tina are all such colossal bitches that I can’t help wishing for horrid things to happen to them while watching this race. Andrew & Dan are idiots too, but they’re harmless. Kelly & Christy are […]

by Jason Hughes

Entourage – Seth Green Day

(Season 5, Episode 10) Don’t you just love to fucking hate Seth Green? I have no idea what the man is like in person, but in playing himself on this show he pulls off a grade-A douchebag to a T. In fact, he should earn an honorary spot in the list I posted last week.

by Keith McDuffee

Dexter – Easy As Pie

(Season 3, Episode 7) Put together the “previously on” scenes, Dexter’s conversations with Camilla and the title of this episode, it didn’t take a genius to figure out if or how Dexter was going to put her out of her misery. And, again, it doesn’t really matter that things are put right in front of […]

by Keith McDuffee

Tonight on the tube: Ralphie May, Ruby and Summer Heights High

5:00p/4:00 Central The farmed out CW Sunday is all repeats tonight, kicking off with two 4Real installments. However, I can’t find any details as to which episodes are airing. 6:00p/5:00 Central The CW repeats continue with the first of two Valentine repeats on the night. Again, I’ve no idea which one this is, or any […]

by Jason Hughes

Crash – Your Ass Belongs to the Gypsies

(Season 1, Episode 5) “I am the grim reaper. I am become death! Get outta my kill zone!” – Ben to Anthony, on not wanting to kill him like he did the others Aside from my usual Dennis Hopper love, the character who stood out the most for me in this episode was Kenny. Ross McCall […]

by Jane Boursaw

Don’t you agree? Smallville rocks!

Last spring, many Smallville fans, including myself, were worried about the show’s direction. Let’s admit it, season 7 was not the series’ best, and news that the two front runners, Michael Rosenbaum and Kristin Kreuk, were leaving after the season finale made some of us worry even more about the show’s fate. But if you […]

by Isabelle Carreau