8:00p/7:00 Central It’s another Roloff twofer as TLC brings back-to-back Little People Big World. Bravo brings back Inside the Actors Studio with Goldie Hawn in the chair. Alternately, a Cloris-free Dancing With the Stars is back on ABC. NBC celebrates 200 episodes of Deal or No Deal with a special speed-round edition, where contestants have […]

(Season 1, Episode 9) “I’d rather deal with your fucked-up shit than be alone.” – Sam to Tara I love True Blood more every week, and I’m already depressed that there’s only three episodes left this season – wah. But thank goodness it’s been renewed for a second season – yah! True Blood is romantic, revolting, and rejuvenating, but most of […]

To the programming executives at FOX (if there are any; for all I know the programming is done by a monkey pressing a button on a TRS-80 once an hour): We need to have a serious talk, because I believe you may have some problems. Mainly, you like to call ‘Wolf!’ a lot. Or, in modern […]

(Season 5, Episode 6) Ack! Lily Tomlin, Frances Conroy, AND Gail O’Grady all in the same episode! I’m psyched that Desperate Housewives might be on an upswing. They’re certainly pulling out all the big guns! Lily Tomlin as Mrs. McCluskey’s sister, Roberta, is perfect casting. Those two are such like-minded droll souls, and I’m excited to […]

Hey, would you look at that. Something for NBC to cheer about. The big 30 Rock premiere bested my expectations, and I’m sure many others, by a good million viewers. It actually brought in the largest audience the show has ever had. Paired with The Office, it makes for one of the few bright spots on […]

Doctor Will fans alert! Dr. Will Kirby, the PuppetMaster of Big Brother 2 and Botox King of Dr. 90210 on E!, will be taping possibly two (but at least one) episodes of The Doctors on December 7. On his official website, Will has made a plea for folks to join the audience. Bring signs? Bring […]

(Season 13, Episode 6) FACTOID: Departure times for this leg of the race: Nick & Starr (11:22 p.m.), Toni & Dallas (11:34 p.m.), Ken & Tina (11:53 p.m.), Kelly & Christy (11:59 p.m.), Terence & Sarah (12:05 a.m.), Andrew & Dan (12:29 a.m.). I bring this up because it’s interesting to see how incredibly close […]