(Season 2, Episode 4) What’s going to happen tonight? Poor Karen is getting screwed every which way by Simon Elder, and Patrick Darling wants to be screwing Carmelita again. Nick met his mom and little Brian stowed away with his dad. Repercussions? I’m betting a big ol’ yes on that front. Let’s find out together […]

8:00p/7:00 Central Barack Obama has booked thirty minutes of air time on three major networks to bring his message directly to you. He’ll be simulcast on CBS, FOX and NBC. As for John McCain? He doesn’t have that kind of money! ABC, however, was wary to disrupt their low-rated lineup (for some reason–I guess they […]

(Season 2, Episode 3) The book. The journal of all the visions of Eli’s father – collected for the reading enjoyment of others. It was now in possession of Eli himself. Combined with his own visions, this made him a pretty powerful litigator. This is what began to worry me. For a season plus three […]

(Season 5, Episode 6) The cold open sucked me in right away. I’ve noticed this season that House is trying something different with their opens, and this one was unlike anything we’ve seen before. The recurring blackouts of the consumer product tester are dreamlike in his stark surroundings. Weird, David-Lynch-like vibes from this scene; very […]

(Season 1, Episode 8) Man, there’s nothing like a homecoming episode to make you feel old, and there’s nothing like a homecoming set at West Beverly High to make you feel poor. It’s been a few weeks since the last episode, and this one wasn’t exactly worth the wait. Nothing happened. At least, nothing that […]

(Season 1, Episode 5) “Anything can happen on TV. The question is, where have you seen that done in real life?” -Jane, about his cell phone trick I can tell you the precise time that I figured out who the killer was tonight. It was at 9:49pm ET. That’s pretty good for these shows, actually, […]

8:00p/7:00 Central While ABC Family deals with Johnny’s accident on Lincoln Heights, Dr. House and team tackle a man with accidental blackouts and time lapses over on FOX. Meanwhile, is Cuddy ready to adopt? Over on CBS, a killer plays a game of cyber cat and mouse on NCIS, because killers always think that makes […]