Here’s our fully-updated 2012 summer schedule for what’s premiering on TV, and when. We will update it regularly, along with the subscribable calendar. Check back often!

The live performances of week 2 certainly don’t improve on the week before. Just like Jonah and the whale, there was a big chunk of performers who got swallowed up by their songs.

It’s no secret that Storm is a vital part of the X-Men, but how does she fare when it comes to her animated counterparts? In this week’s ‘Clacking in Color,’ the groovy column celebrating diversity on television, clacker Jaylen Christie compares and contrasts the character of Storm from three popular X-Men television cartoons of the past.

As we approach the final hour of ‘House’, I can’t help but wonder if the writers are trying to fit in all the character development they’d been planning for a longer haul than this one. This episode felt squished.

‘Bones’ rebounds from last week’s confusing return with a much more solid turn. Plus, Tina Majorino!

It’s rock week on ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ and even Gene Simmons showed up to watch. So, did they “rock” me? Um. Maybe sometimes.

‘How I Met Your Mother’ uses ‘Star Wars’ to teach a lesson: the future doesn’t have to work out exactly as one wants it to, to still be successful. And, Han shot first, natch.