Comedy Central’s calling 2011 the “Year of the Fan” for ‘South Park’, but what kind of fan year is it when their Comic-Con presence consists merely of face painting and karaoke? There’s a better way this could’ve gone down, but now it’s too late.

It will be a while before I get the images of this particular episode out of my mind. In the meantime, I don’t think I’ll be going anywhere near one of my favorite spreads …

We’ve known that Gail Peck had a bit of a high pressure childhood, but seems that her boyfriend might have had one too. If ‘men marry their mothers,’ what does that say about Chris Diaz dating Peck?

It’s the first eviction of the season, but who gets the boot — Porsche the traitor, or Keith the paranoiac? Will the vets stay in control after the HoH competition? We’ve got the scoop!

Good news, everyone! Here’s a choice selection of quotes from the latest episode or ‘Futurama’!

Long legs that perform well on ‘SYTYCD’ mean nothing. But you know … someone has to take the fall come elimination time. And Sonya Tayeh? Shut the *@&#! up.

The Emmys have screwed up plenty in the past, but this year takes the cake. Am I talking about no best actress nod for Kyra Sedgwick? A doughnut for ‘Community’ (not likely)? Recognizing Kathy Bates for ‘Harry’s Law’? See what’s got me crying foul this year.