In this sit down “chat,” the women of ‘The Bachelor’ tell all. Which is code for “overshare” and “cry a lot.”

We should have known that nobody is without secrets! What information was that owl holding? And is Caleb’s misstep forgivable? I can’t wait until all these plot lines come together in the finale.

For Teresa, it ain’t nothing but a family thing. Will her brother in law be her undoing, or will she end up in the clear?

The ladies of Wisteria Lane learn something about themselves this week, but Beth Young’s lessons finally take their toll.

I may not like how the story ended this week, but I can’t deny how flawlessly the story was told. The creativity, smart details and poignant dialog left me in awe.

Please stop the crazy. When you rival Britney Spears’ shaved head, Whitney Houston’s “crack is wack,” and a creepier Hugh Hefner circa now, we realized we had to intervene. Feel free to add to our open letter.

Each week I review a show that’s new to me. Good idea, or punishment (mine or yours)? You be the judge. But either way, if I had to watch it, the least you can do is read what I have to say….