Teams must be purified by freezing water or search for a lucky frog in a freezing mud pit, but the ceremonies have the opposite effect for some of them.

Take a look back at the week in quotes, as the Clique shares their favorites. Don’t forget to share your favorite!

Season five of Lifetime’s ‘Army Wives’ kicks off tonight (9PM ET/PT). In celebration of that, we’re giving away one prize pack full of goodies to one lucky commenter to this post!

Miley Cyrus does Justin Bieber, gross cruise-goers, Taboo and apl.de.ap. Alright, that sounded bad. Anyway, we’ll have embedded videos of most of the sketches here when we get ‘em!

At the conclusion of this piece, Tara and Michael predict you’ll be interjecting “Hey!”, “Wow!”, “Yay!”, “Whee!” and “Zounds!” Everybody hop on board the Wayback Machine for a little learnin’, folks.

Clark learns that Alexander has a new identity and some surprising abilities and Lionel means to get his son back at any cost. And Darkseid finally makes an appearance!

With an episode title like “And Then There Were None” and an obvious riff off the great sci-fi movie ‘The Thing,’ it didn’t take much to realize there were going to be fatalities … and boy were there.