This week’s ‘Modern Family’ is full of marital discord, and it takes ponytails, harps, and threats of violence to bring them all back together.

Mike does something really scummy in the quickfire (and I’m not talking about the texture of his dish).

OK, so I said it was wrong to compare ‘Off the Map’ to ‘Grey’s Anatomy,’ only to do it here. Yeah, so I’m a hypocrite. And?

Farmer Ralph becomes the season’s breakout star by finding an idol and challenging Russell, but Rob will have his hands full after this week’s “vicious blindside.”

I actually think that suggesting Keller as Caffrey’s rival insults Neal. It may elevate Keller in our eyes, but who would think of Neal as that uncouth and rough around the edges? Cigars and liquor don’t make for class.

Danny’s brother comes to Hawaii, which leads to probably the best-acted episode of ‘Hawaii Five-0′ to date, and should officially kick it out of the “guilty pleasure” category once and for all.

I have no understanding of what goes on in Chicago politics, but in the real world yesterday was the mayoral election in the Windy City. Does State’s Attorney also have its own nonsensical election day?