Burt and Carole get hitched, but things aren’t looking so good for Kurt as Dave ups his bullying. Meanwhile, Carol Burnett, Jo Anderson and Doc Arzt from ‘Lost’ pay a visit to McKinley High.

Cookie Monster wants to host ‘Saturday Night Live.’ Is this a brilliant idea or a viral campaign gone awry?

Based on the fact that she was telling the truth before, are we meant to believe that Heather’s National Guard unit was sent on an emergency deployment? Or did she just want one more night with Russell before dumping him?

I have always thought the US military just created Sue in a lab somewhere … but tonight I might just be proven wrong. Join us at 8:00 PM Eastern as the Clique LiveClack’s tonight’s ‘Glee,’ and find out exactly where Sue came from.

A short list this week includes ‘Deadwood’, ‘7th Heaven’, ‘The Tudors’, ‘The Pillars of the Earth’, ‘Batman Beyond’, ‘Luther’, ‘Durham County’, ‘Space Precinct’, ‘Murder, She Wrote’, ‘Wagon Train’, and ‘Human Weapon’.

This week we meet Danno’s wife. And, I gloat over ‘Hawaii 5-0’s top place in the ratings.

Seriously: How can you resist a reality competition where Mötley Crüe’s Vince Neil dons skates and takes to the ice?