The 11th season finale of ‘Dancing with the Stars’ is almost upon us. Here’s guest clacker Michael Pascua with his deep analysis of how the results should go down … and how they likely will.

On cable, ‘Sarah Palin’s Alaska’ debuted to solid numbers for TLC, while TBS and TLC were not so lucky with ‘Glory Daze’ and ‘Pawn Queens’. Over on the networks, the big story was again the singing kids of ‘Glee’.

With the boys being thrown their senior prom, the writers could have gone in many different directions. They made great use of the longer episode, which makes my job hard — I want to talk about it all!

Normally I gag at holiday episodes before Thanksgiving, but after two and a half months, I’ve finally gotten my Futurama fix. And it’s probably the best holiday episode of any show we’re going to see this year.

Can you believe it’s time for Black Friday deals already? We’re kicking off things by letting you know what deals Amazon.com has brewing today, and then every day this week.

Just in time for the holidays, here are the lyrics to the songs from ‘Futurama’s’ holiday special. Listen for them soon on your local holiday radio station! Or not. But they should be.

The teams travel from Oman to Bangladesh, drink sugar cane water, carry bricks, deliver lunches and build a rickshaw but Dairy Queen and a U-Turn spells disaster for a strong team.