Enough of this darker, more dramatic episode nonsense — how about an episode of ‘Merlin’ where there are goblins and fart jokes? After all, what could possibly go wrong?

“If an accident does happen, I hope Mitchell kills me, because I would not be a very inspiring disabled person.” – Cam, on ‘Modern Family’

I woke up with visions of premieres dancing in my head. It was kind of like watching Buzz Aldrin on ‘Dancing with the Stars.’ He started with iconic promise, but it soon became obvious he was beyond his capabilities and tried too hard.

The 36th season premiere of ‘SNL’ is here! *crickets* … Anyway, it appears no one’s taken me up on my “who will host ‘SNL’ this season” pool, so I guess I’ll just be playing with myself. Nothing new there. *crickets*

Going into this third season premiere, how did you feel about having things start out with very little in the way of advancement in the Red John story arc?

Does Shonda Rhimes follow the path of ‘Bones’ or ‘House’ regarding Addison and Sam?

Katy Perry has cleavage near Elmo! Everybody panic!