New teachers, new classmates, new rivalries and a surprising alliance mark the first day back to school at William McKinley High.

A plethora of current shows land this week, including ‘Human Target’, ‘Modern Family’, ‘Castle’, ‘The Mentalist’, ‘Spartacus’, ‘Community’, ’30 Rock’, ‘How I Met Your Mother’, ‘Bored To Death’, ‘Desperate Housewives’, ‘SVU’, and ‘The Hills’.

On last night’s episode of ‘The Big C’, Cathy realized that it’s now or never if she wants to get the world’s attention.

Just when we thought the Botwins were getting all comfortable and weird in Seattle, along came a slew of messes to send them back out on the run. Will they follow Shane, or head in the opposite direction?

There’s nothing wrong with a sitcom following an arc … Audrey and Jeff want a baby, and there are tons of laughs to be had watching them house a surrogate. So why doesn’t ‘Rules of Engagement’ give that a go?

Join us at 8:00 Eastern as the Clique LiveClacks the premiere of the second season of ‘Glee.’ Can New Directions get back on track? Can Brittany get any more stupid? Can Mr. Shue’s hair get any beehive-ier? Tune in and clack out.

‘Dancing With the Stars’ started twirling again last night, and I for one am excited! It’s good clean fun, with a bonus thrown in. And by bonus, I mean being able to ridicule The Hoff, and Mrs. Brady and The Situation and … oh just read on!