TV shows may come and go, but we can always imagine what an ideal night’s lineup might look like. Let’s take a look at the dream Saturday night on ABC.

Looks like Parker and Stone got enough death threats that they went in full-on censor mode, not having the guts to even let BLEEP name be mentioned, let alone be seen. Wimps. At least we learn who Cartman’s dad was.

This week’s ‘V’ saw things become quite dire for the resistance on Earth, but it seems like there might be some powerful reinforcements on the way.

Not everyone can be too young to remember the ‘Magnum, P.I.’ theme song. It’s one of the ’80s greats and sets my heart a-beating.

There was more inspiration in the bottom of my sock drawer then there was in the entire ‘Idol’ telecast.

Tina’s misuse is almost criminal. “True Colors” proved that she’s got the chops, and the burgeoning relationship between her and Artie should easily serve as an opportunity for both of them to show off their pipes a bit more.

There’s pride on Bourbon Street … along with some ever-increasing character stories.