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Bones – Gordon Gordon Wyatt opens Booth’s eyes

Sure, I’m going to get to the main point of my post here in a second (after the jump, lest I be slammed by the spoilerphobes out there), so I’ll spend some time stalling and talking about something else. I got all kinds of excited when I found the Simpsons Easter Egg, thinking I was […]

by Ivey West

Six reasons The Vampire Diaries keeps me coming back for more

“Aren’t you going to let me in?” – Logan to Jenna, on her doorstep Sometimes it’s entertaining to make fun of The Vampire Diaries. Between Stefan’s brooding and Damon’s Dr. Evil impersonations, it can sometime elicit eye-rolls. And don’t even get me started on how some weak, teenage girl cries in every episode. But when […]

by Debbie McDuffee

FlashForward – Lots of pieces, but nothing is fitting together

FlashForward is beginning to feel like one of those impossible jigsaw puzzles where the picture is printed on both sides and all the pieces fit with each other. You know the ones that you open once, spend fifteen minutes fiddling with, and then chuck across the room? My point (and I do have one) is […]

by Bob Degon

SYTYCD – Team high school musical is, like, so whatever

Call the pairing of Nathan and Mollee whatever you want, but I will call them out for what they’ve been — lucky. They’re very lucky America is stupid. While Nigel was maybe too harsh on Nathan for the wrong reasons (using the words “hot” and “cool” are not signs of immaturity), both he and Mollee were […]

by Julia Hass

Criminal Minds – What’s with all the vampires?

I know I’m not the intended demographic, but what’s with all the vampires, and blood drinking? I just watched Castle’s Halloween episode last night, and it’s a bit much.

by Aryeh S.

The Practice virgin’s diary – The penis never lies … unless it’s been enlarged

(Season 4, Episodes 4-6) Three types of clients appear on The Practice: the one-off jokesters, the multiple-episode-arc accused, and the repeat customers. A lot of the first group are lightweights, though I suppose that makes sense. The middle category has yielded some interesting television, and I’m sure it will continue to do so — those trials […]

by Aryeh S.

Diary of a Carnivale virgin – Season two starts with a bang

(Season 2, Episode 1) I’m on to the second (and final!?!) season of Carnivale now, somehow finding time to squeeze episodes in even though we’re in the middle of the November sweeps. So far, it seems like things are going to be kicking into high gear if the first episode is any indication. I certainly hope […]

by Bob Degon