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Quotation Marks – Michael Scott is a king, House is confused

(Week of Dec. 6, 2008) Boobs, penises, and asses made our favorite quotes of the week. Take a look, and add your own in the comments section. “I hate disappointing just one person, and I really hate disappointing everyone. But I love Burlington Coat Factory. You go in there with $645, you are literally a […]

by Jane Boursaw

Did Orson go too far drugging Bree?

In this week’s episode of Desperate Housewives, things ventured into cartoon-land when Orson drugged Bree to get her to sleep. Well, he meant to drug her, but she ended up taking it in the morning, right before her cooking demonstration at the mall where she channeled Lucy Ricardo doing the Vitametavegamin commercial. Seems like Orson […]

by Jane Boursaw

Is Gaby still a self-absorbed chick?

Gaby used to be such a caricature of a woman. She was this skinny, rich bitch who was only concerned with looking good, having nice things, and worrying about me, me, me. She’s still that way, but maybe having kids has softened her a little bit. I mean, obviously, she’s let herself go (if you […]

by Jane Boursaw

Is Lynette a pathological liar?

Sheesh, every time I think that Lynette is the perfect mom, she turns around and does something that makes me wonder where her head’s at. On Sunday’s episode of Desperate Housewives, “Me and My Town,” Lynette did everything she could to manipulate the situation with Porter and his cougar-lover Anne Schilling. In the end, she […]

by Jane Boursaw

Casting Clack – Grey’s, Lost, Supernatural

With its “Casting Clack” post, CliqueClack brings you a summary of the TV casting news released throughout the week, be it the addition of a series regular, a new recurring cast member, a guest star, or even someone making a cameo. Be warned, the casting news after the jump may contain slight spoilers about the […]

by Isabelle Carreau

Ratings Clack – ABC breaks out the axe; everybody loves The Mentalist

(11/16 – 11/22) Yes, the big story this week is that the ABC decided to cancel not renew Pushing Daisies, Eli Stone, and Dirty Sexy Money. I’m pretty sure that they are not officially calling them canceled because there are still episodes to air. And the only thing that chases viewers away from a show faster […]

by Brett Love

Things that didn’t suck this week – crazy old rich ladies, lemons, outburts and Spock

“With my investment in this family, I think I should have some say.”– Virginia blackmails Gaby on Desperate Housewives. I’ve missed Frances Conroy and sad Ruth Fisher since the end of Six Feet Under, so I was excited when she turned up on Desperate Housewives for a multi-episode arc as a crazy old rich lady. […]

by Kona Gallagher
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