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America’s Next Top Model – “They’re both kind of linebacker-ish”

(Season 11, Episode 13 – “America’s Next Top Model Is…” – Season Finale) It seems like just yesterday that Space Tyra was introducing us to the newest crop of contestants working toward becoming America’s Next Top Model to pose for a car wash calendar, and now we’re down to three. This season – er, cycle, […]

by Kona Gallagher

The Big Bang Theory – Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!

(Season 2, Episode 8 – “The Lizard-Spock Expansion”) Okay, here’s how it goes. I’m only going to tell you once: Scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock and, as it’s always been, rock crushes scissors. […]

by Jackie Schnoop

Hannah Montana season one on DVD – CliqueClack TV giveaway

It’s hard to avoid hearing about Hannah Montana these days. The thing is, I’ve never seen anything longer than ten seconds of the show, and that was a result of catching commercials for it. The fan base for anything having to do with the show is staggering. So, if you’re one of those millions of […]

by Keith McDuffee

Reality Clack – Top Chef, Dancing With the Stars, Celebrity Rehab, America’s Next Top Model

Just think about it … in about two months we’ll be mocking the talentless in the American Idol auditions. There’s certain to be a diamond or two in the rough, but I’m sure we’ll have plenty of targets for ridicule. Right now most of the media attention hoopla is on this season’s Dancing With the […]

by Jackie Schnoop

Robot Chicken Star Wars: Episode II

Did you know Adult Swim was putting on a second episode of Robot Chicken Star Wars? I’m not sure many people knew, because I sorta stumbled onto it while flipping through my DVR guide the other night. Not everything clicked with me, but there were some definite highlights: Stormtrooper’s Take Your Daughter to Work Day […]

by Keith McDuffee

Things That Didn’t Suck This Week: Burglaries, learning Dutch, the gays and Timberlake

“I don’t know what that means.” – Shane tries to figure out how to rob a safe on The Shield Unlike most dramas, The Shield doesn’t really give you a whole lot of relief from the tension. Watching an episode is kind of like being punched over and over again. So after seven seasons, it […]

by Kona Gallagher

Daily Show/Colbert Report – O’Reilly’s panda love, Savage’s naughty words, Colbert’s secret identity

(Week of November 10, 2008) Hey, kids! It’s time for a quick round-up of highlights from this week’s episodes of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. The boys are still doing fine, despite the fact that with each day comes another reason to be a little less bitter about the state of the government. […]

by Annie Wu