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CommercialClack – Dolph Lundgren vs. A Unicorn

Wow. Tara and Michael must be blissful. A CommercialClack with a unicorn, Dolph Lundgren and a flame thrower. (Oh … and something about internet security …)

by Michael Noble

Ben Mercer must die

I’m not sure that Covert Affairs’ Annie will ever grow into the agent she’s destined to become unless she experiences a great loss.

by Ivey West

Solving the recession one Apprentice at a time

After spending three seasons buffing the tarnished images of long-forgotten “celebrities,” Donald Trump returns with the original ‘Apprentice’. And this time he’s going to solve the economy’s woes in one fell swoop.

by Aryeh S.

Nikita – Wow. Network executives do listen.

I’m shocked at the huge improvement ‘Nikita’ made from its pilot to episode two (where most shows take at least six episodes). What did you think? I know I didn’t hallucinate but did you notice the difference?

by An Nicholson

The Vampire Diaries – If Damon is the “D” word, what’s Caroline?

As if Stefan and Damon didn’t offer us enough supernatural struggles, now we’ve got three other supes to entertain us in the coming episodes. In the words of Katherine, “Game on!”

by Debbie McDuffee

FOX wants us to have hair as pretty as Glee’s Will Schuester’s

Or, pretty hair is just their attempt to disguise the fact that they want us to anticipate (and watch) ‘Glee’s’ second season with … well, glee.

by Debbie McDuffee

‘Outsourced’ should change its name to ‘Outstinks’

This small screen adaptation of the 2006 film of the same name squanders its timely premise on a foundation of cheap jokes and sophomoric gags.

by Jeff Kirkpatrick

America’s new MasterChef can cook a chicken breast … BFD!

If Whitney can be dubbed the first American MasterChef by cooking a chicken breast in seven minutes, I definitely need to sign up for next season’s ‘MasterChef.’ Do I sound as cocky as Sharone, Lee or David? I can guarantee they are flipping more than just pancakes over that decision.

by Debbie McDuffee

Dark Blue – The hiatus would be a good time to course-correct

After waiting an inordinate amount of time for it to return, ‘Dark Blue’ finished its second season last night in record time. I’m not really sure what the rush was … can TNT not spare the hour in its busy week?

by Aryeh S.

Quibbling Siblings: Reality show contestants, Debbie and Bob

Every week brother and sister team Bob and Debbie take on a new topic. This week we discuss what reality shows we’d consider being contestants on … yeah, not ‘Survivor.’

by Debbie McDuffee