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In the Motherhood is like Carpoolers with chicks

Did you catch last Thursday’s premiere of In the Motherhood? I never watched the web series, but since it was recast with Cheryl Hines and Megan Mullally, I decided I definitely had to give it a shot. I’m glad I did, because the show is all kinds of funny. If you haven’t guessed, it’s about […]

by Cate Cropp

90210: What the hell is wrong with Silver? (Besides the whole child porn thing)

This week’s episode of 90210 was one of the most confounding hours of television I have sat through recently. After a hiatus that left us all wondering if Silver was going off the deep end, it came back and answered that question with a resounding, “yes!” followed by a resounding, “…wha??” With the amount of […]

by Kona Gallagher

Damages – Who dies in the season two finale?

Oh my, my, MY! The season two finale of Damages brought a lot of surprises, but I’m not surprised, because that’s the way it went down in season one, as well. Things didn’t end up at all like I thought they would. The scene we’ve been wondering about all season — with Patty sitting across […]

by Jane Boursaw

Life – Charlie’s gonna need a bigger gun

Well, now we know what happened to Dani. Look, it was pretty obvious over the last few weeks that Detective Reese was not really working for the FBI. Unless FBI stands for ‘Fake Bureau of Imagination.’ With all of the questions they were throwing at her during the lie detector sessions, there was clearly something else […]

by Richard Keller

Real World: Brooklyn – One more blow-up before goodbye

Real World: Brooklyn came to a not-so-rousing conclusion last night. I kind of expected a tepid finale considering how boring this season’s cast has been. The drama of Ryan leaving for Iraq wasn’t enough to salvage an episode filled with more petty squabbles over bland household pranks. Yet another girls versus boys battle broke out. […]

by Scott Tunstall

South Park – Queef Free

There’s a time in out lives, when we must listen to the oppressed And realize that we’ve been keeping women down They have power and they have courage And we must all stand by the belief That a woman is strong, and she has the right to queef Fly free Free to queef aloud Fly […]

by Keith McDuffee

Lost – It’s all about the kids this week

This episode was chock full of answers, wasn’t it? We found out exactly what Sawyer whispered to Kate in the helicopter, some light was shed on the fate of Ben, and we discovered what happened to Aaron before Kate returned to the island. I would say that those are more answers than your average episode […]

by Bob Degon

Life on Mars was all about the gene hunt

After all this time, after waiting patiently for episodes upon episodes, we finally get our series finale of Life on Mars. Alright, so it was only one season, but I felt like a series finale had to have some sort of build-up. First of all, seriously … I had no idea. Don’t get me wrong; […]

by Keith McDuffee

Megan Joy is this year’s Sanjaya

Watching Megan Joy butcher a song as great as “Turn Your Lights Down Low” made me realize she has a lot in common with another Idol contestant from season 6: Sanjaya Malakar. First, we have what I like to call MHPD, or Multiple Hair Personality Disorder. While I don’t think we’ll be seeing Megan sporting […]

by Cate Cropp

How will Life on Mars end?

ABC’s Life on Mars ends its first and only season tonight, only giving us an hour’s worth of wrap-up to soak in. Will it be enough? Will we be satisfied? Do we care? I’m actually looking forward to it. I want to know what happens to Sam, what happens to the rest of the cast […]

by Keith McDuffee