(Season 5, Episode 10 – “A Vision’s Just a Vision”) This episode returned Desperate Housewives to a bit of its glory days, and the five-year-jump reboot is finally starting to come together for me. So much happened, and some major plotpoints were revealed, including a bit more about Dave’s mystery and why he’s out to […]
(Week of December 1, 2008) Hey, kids! It’s time for a quick round-up of highlights from this week’s episodes of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. It’s been a long break, and it feels good to be back. What’s up with those guys needing such a long break anyway? It’s painfully selfish of them […]
(Season 1, Episode 1 – “The Nigerian Job” – Series Premiere) All I want to say is wow. But since this is a review and all, I suppose I should be slightly more specific than that. It’s not often a pilot captures me like Leverage‘s did. This show has everything I value in good television: […]
(Season 3, Episode 11 – “I Had A Dream”) First of all, bravo to those who called what was going on with Dexter in the trunk. When I read some people making that guess, I knew it had to be right — it only made sense. Even for a second-to-last episode, I didn’t see the […]
We here at CliqueClack are in a giving mood. Maybe it’s the holiday cheer in the air, or perhaps it’s because the mood was transmitted to us like malaria or tuberculosis by Stephen Colbert and friends, via his TV special, A Colbert Christmas. I don’t know, I’m not that good with understanding how television works. […]
7:00p/6:00 Central Saudi officials aren’t worried that we’re going to spend less on their oil. That’s what they’re telling CBS’s 60 Minutes. ABC offers a special look behind the scenes with Ty Pennington on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. NBC says It’s Football Night in America, in case you weren’t sure. Meanwhile, the new CW Sunday […]
(Week of Dec. 6, 2008) Boobs, penises, and asses made our favorite quotes of the week. Take a look, and add your own in the comments section. “I hate disappointing just one person, and I really hate disappointing everyone. But I love Burlington Coat Factory. You go in there with $645, you are literally a […]
I have no idea what day of the week this is. I have been so sick for the past three days, for all I know, it’s Sunday. Sure, I can look up the day (it’s Friday), but that doesn’t mean anything to me. I am completely disoriented. Fortunately, television doesn’t care how disoriented you are. […]
A couple months ago I was bitching about the new batch of Food Network cooking shows and lamenting the loss of some of my favorites. While I still miss some of the chefs who have disappeared or been pushed out of the prime viewing time (Nigella Lawson, Michael Chiarello, Jamie Oliver, et al), the new […]
(Season 34, Episode 10) My hopes were really high when I saw that John Malkovich was hosting this week. I remember his hysterical monologue from when he hosted in 1993. It consisted of him trying to hit a baseball into the audience, but he never made contact. As he kept missing he kept swinging harder […]
