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Diary of a Firefly Virgin – In which we meet tiny, gap-toothed Zac Efron

(Season 1, Episode 5) All right, River better do something even remotely interesting again soon because displaying a slight fondness for cattle and prancing around in an over-sized sweater (and bike shorts under her pink skirt?)  isn’t quite enough for me to like her. Until I find a reason to take River super-seriously, I’m going […]

by Annie Wu

Diary of a Gossip Girl Virgin – Beware of cougar

(Season 2, Episode 3) The second season of Gossip Girl is slowly starting to look like it’s picking up speed and I finally feel like I really know the characters. Of course, I realize that as soon as I get comfortable with who these characters are, the writers are going to do something nuts and […]

by Annie Wu

Diary of a Gossip Girl Virgin – It’s the same stories again and again

(Season 2, Episode 2) Gossip Girl desperately needs some new writers because this bunch just can’t stop using tired storylines. I mean, come on, how many more times do I need to hear the “my ex is secretly banging the American stepmother of my British revenge tool who also happens to be a lord” thing? […]

by Annie Wu

Diary of a Gossip Girl Virgin – Summer is for sleeping in, not sleeping around

(Season 2, Episode 1) This show is less about the sexual escapades — sexcapades? — of a bunch of upper-class, leggy girls and more like a series of life lessons by Chuck Bass. What did we learn in this episode? First of all, piped blazers are extra-fantastic. Secondly, if you find three chicks wandering around […]

by Annie Wu

Diary of a Firefly Virgin – Snarly McStapleface came out of nowhere

(Season 1, Episode 3) Ah, here we go! After seeing this episode, I think I kind of, sort of understand what Firefly is trying to do. The first two were interesting but left me a little confused about what I was watching. As reader MarcDom7 pointed out in my last post, the pilot was an […]

by Annie Wu
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