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A Visit from Kevin Reilly (The Night Before Upfronts), part four

scaledhugh-laurie1OK, here’s the next installment of our cumulative poem. After Peter Krause shows up at the FOX studios with a list of canceled FOX shows for sale, things get ugly. The cast of Terminator and Fringe show their true colors, and Bones and House actors have their nerves in a jangle too. So our epic tale continues to unfold ….

Then just like that, Hugh snatched the note and he ran.
Down the hall he went screaming, “I have me a plan!”
Peter Krause just stood there looking awfully lame.
“Damn, I forgot he doesn’t really use the cane.”

“I’ll still pay,” said Heady. “Just tell what it reads.
The economy sucks and my family has needs.”
But then Krause sat down, quite slumped and defeated.
And admitted to all that he didn’t quite read it.

Peter Krause speaker

They then heard a speaker crackle, then, “hey, is this thing broken?”
Followed by “I can probably figure what you’re all hoping.
Now that Hugh’s read the note and by now knows what is what.
He’ll just come right out and tell us all who has been cut.”

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One Response to “A Visit from Kevin Reilly (The Night Before Upfronts), part four”

December 31, 2008 at 10:45 AM

Very clever–love the drawings.

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