Futurama – “Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.”

Lethal Inspection

“This is every bit as fun as the the real Civil War.” – Fry
“Not the Civil War, private. The Sith-il War.” – Leela
“Sith? What the Hoth?” – Fry

“I’m gonna die!” – Bender
“How much time does he have left, Professor?” – Fry
“Between a minute and a billion years.” – Professor
“Well, at least you can plan accordingly.” – Fry

“Dying sucks butt! How do you living beings cope with mortality?” – Bender
“Violent outbursts.” – Leela
“General slutiness.” – Amy
“Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.” – Fry

“It’s not a suicide booth, you lard ass. It’s a phone booth.” – Bender
“They have phones in booths now?! Finally, I don’t have to lug this cell phone around.” – Hermes

The Late Philip J. Fry

“Just go to your stupid party. We can have dinner on my birthday some other year.” – Leela
“No! I can throw up on a stripper anytime. Tonight, I wanna not throw up … on you.” – Fry

“Duh! It’s a record-your-own-message card. You don’t sign it, you leave a nude video greeting.” – Amy
“Does it have to be nude?” – Fry
“I guess not. That never occurred to me.” – Amy

“This time machine only goes forward in time. That way you can’t accidentally change history, or do something disgusting like sleep with your own grandmother.” – Professor
“I wouldn’t want to do that again.” – Fry

“Has anyone seen Fry’s ass? It’s late for a date with my boot.” – Leela

“So long, Earth. Thanks for the air and whatnot.” – Fry

Clacked by Keith McDuffee
on Jul 29, 2010 @ 22:33 EST5EDT