After 10 years on the air, it seems fair to show Smallville a little love. They certainly seemed to have fund with the alternate universe, as I can appreciate even without watching. As always, if your favorite quotes were missed, share them in the comments section!
“You can’t judge a neighborhood by a bunch of bad neighbors.” – Dr. Park
“Are you kidding? That’s exactly how you judge a neighborhood.” – Volker
*BEEP!*
“What the hell was that?” – Col. Young
“It’s Destiny letting us know that it finished the simulation. Either that or pie is done. … Nope, simulation.” – Eli
“Success is not a goal … it’s a by-product.” – Eric
“You will not get the girl! You will not be written about in the paper! You will be lucky if your own parents won’t remember your name. You don’t like it? Good. Get pissed. Put my face on every South King-er that you tackle.” – “Coach” Billy Riggins
“Coach? Coach! …[Under his breath to Billy] It’s supposed to be a walk-through.” – Coach Taylor
“I hated the whole dish. I keep tasting, I keep poking it just to make sure I actually hate it as much as I think I do and I really, really hate it.” –Anthony Bourdain on Fabio’s gumbo
“There’s a reason God gave us two ears and only one mouth: listening is twice as important as talking. But he gave us ten fingers; he must really want us to poke things!” – Kenneth
“Last night was a disaster, and not the good kind where I get to sing at a benefit.” – Jenna
“Why can’t we just paint each others’ toe nails, watch vintage pornography, and then go to bed in our swing like a normal couple?” – Paul, to Jenna
“Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you’re not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something’s wrong.” – Jenna
“Well nothing’s wrong with me and Carol. I mean, we haven’t spoken in five days, but that doesn’t mean anything. Because we are not sharks – we are legless turtles rotting on the beach.” – Liz
“Letting you guys watch cable news would only make you dumber.” – Birkhoff
“Alcohol makes people sad. It’s like the Lifetime movie of beverages.” – Troy
“You told a guy with a gun to shoot you; that is who you are … You are fearless, and I don’t mean that in a good way.” – Owen to Meredith referring to Meredith offering herself up as a sacrificial lamb in order to save her husband
“The Charlotte I fell in love with is gone … It’s like she’s dead … My job is to hold up the corpse that was once Charlotte and smile.” – Cooper
“Luthor blood is Luthor blood. It’s poison.” – Clark to Tess, not knowing she’s a Luthor
“Okay, I’m not really sure what you’re doing, but I’m perfectly willing to run around and frown at technology if it’ll lend a hand.” – Lois to Tess at Watchtower
“Look, you misspell words, simple words, at an alarmingly frequent basis.” – Clark trying to convince alt-Lois he’s not alt-Clark
“But, I guess I’m back in the nick of time. Wouldn’t want to miss how it all turns out.” – Lionel … Lex … ?
Clacked by Carissa Pavlica 
on Dec 05, 2010 @ 13:13 EST5EDT
