Quotation Marks – Burgers anyone?

Whoever said cartoons were for kids certainly haven’t watched the plethora of adult themed ‘toons we are witness to each week. Michael Noble could hardly wait to get his hands on Bob’s Burgers, and for that he also produced some quote for the older kids. Enjoy!

Bob’s Burgers

“You’re on a sinking ship, lady, and you better get off … before it sinks.” – Hugo the Health Inspector to Linda

“I happen to produce a lot of saliva!” – Bob to Linda

“Who’s the Beef?”
“Don’t put our sons in between buns!” – Several hand-made signs angry protesters sported while picketing against human flesh in Bob’s Burgers
“Take the ‘me’ out of meat!”

“Don’t tell me how to do my job! I don’t tell you how to grow your corpses!” – Hugo the Health Inspector to Bob

Top Chef

“Blais and Fabio can not be separated. They’re like the Odd Couple. It’s like the professor and the … strange Italian immigrant.” – Antonia

Modern Family

“It’s an obsessive-compulsive thing. I have read like a hundred articles about it. Where’s she get it from?” – Claire
“Yeah it’s … it’s a mystery.” – Phil

“I want to hear all about Mitchell from high school. Did he have a beard?” – Cam
“Uh … you’re lookin’ at her!” – Tracy

“This is my fault. You see me achieve excellence and it puts a lot of pressure on you.” – Phil
“What about me?” – Claire
“Sorry. Yeah. It puts a lot of pressure on both of you.” – Phil

“Why do I have to watch a French movie? I didn’t do anything wrong.” – Phil

Bleep My Dad Says

“Can I have the sports section?” – Henry to Ed
“No. You can wait. A paper’s like a woman: If you have to share, make sure you go first.” – Ed to Henry

“Now this is a TV show! Guy comes out … dances … tells a few jokes …” – Ed to Henry
“That’s Ellen DeGeneres, Dad.” – Henry

Pretty Little Liars

“Everyone’s got a life that no one else knows about.” – Hanna

“You know what happens when you stick four lobsters in a tank and cut off their food supply?” – Spencer

“They start to eat each other.” – Aria

“You can chain me to this porch, and I’ll still never touch you like that again.” – Toby to Jenna

Clacked by Carissa Pavlica
on Jan 16, 2011 @ 16:02 EST5EDT