“There’ll be no promotions unless somebody dies! And even then, only if we can’t bring them back as a zombie, like Scruffy.” – Hermes
“Police Academy — Not Affiliated With Police Academy IV” — Sign
“Hello. I’d like to enroll in Police Academy.” – Fry
“You think you can just waltz in here with no pants and become a cop?” – Recruiter
“That’s the plan.” – Fry
“I like you kid. I got no pants on either.” – Recruiter
“Fry, due to the unfortunate loss of Officer Smith, you’ll be riding with URL.” – Captain
“And Smitty was just a few days from retirement.” – URL
“Wh-what happened?” – Fry
“He took an early retirement. Damn.” – URL
“Let’s get down to business.” – Professor
“Aren’t you gonna say, ‘Good news everyone!'” – Amy
“Oh I just said that for Fry’s benefit. Made the poor fellow feel better about his pointless job.” – Professor
“So where we going?” – Bender
“Pandora.” – Professor
“That dangerous 3D planet? Can’t we just send our avatars?” – Leela
“Noooo! It’s cheaper just to have you die.” – Professor
“Ever heard of the Future Crimes Division?” – Captain
“Tomorrow I have!” – Fry
“Now that we can predict crimes with 99% accuracy, we can arrest most perpetrators before they even perpetrate anything.” – Scientist
“That’s ridiculous. Only horoscopes can predict the future.” – Fry
“Wow, I can’t believe it. One more promotion and I’ll be a real detective! Like Sherlock Holmes or Speed Buggy!” – Fry
“Ain’t you headin’ home, Phil?” – URL
“In a minute. I just wanna finish this paperless work.” – Fry
“No! No! What will I will have done?!” – Fry, seeing a future vision of him shooting Bender
“The Maltese Liquor done destroyed their brains. Fools should’a known it’s fatal for anyone but robots and Billy D. Williams.” – URL
“Do you have any idea what a burden it is to know everything that will ever happen? To never be surprised! To know the punchline of every joke hours in advance. …” – Pickles
“Like watching Leno.” – Fry
Clacked by Keith McDuffee 
on Jul 07, 2011 @ 23:34 EST5EDT
Anyone know if red-blue 3D glasses actually worked with those scenes?
YES it actually was in 3D. I tried it when they re-ran the episode a week later.
It’s “URL”, not “Earl”.
*POST AUTHOR*
Got it!