Tonight on the tube: The World Series begins!

ABC

8:00p/7:00 Central

The Tampa Bay Rays for the first time ever head into the World Series Game 1 and face off against the Philadelphia Phillies.
Tonight, the ladies shoot a Cover Girl commercial on America’s Next Top Model over on The CW. At the half-hour, yet another new Rita Rocks on Life time.
The Discovery Channel offers two new opportunities to learn how stuff look in slo-mo with two new Time Warp episodes. Or MyNetwork TV offers up another new The Tony Rock Project.
Mike and KITT race to stop a dam explosion on NBC’s Knight Rider, while David Arquette guests in a new Pushing Daisies on ABC, which also features an appearance by Emerson’s mom.
CBS’s Wednseday night comedy block starts with Christine trying to convince Richard to have another baby with her now that Ritchie doesn’t want to say “I love you” anymore on The New Adventures of Old Christine. Then, Gary Unmarried watches in horror as his ex and his current start to become too chummy.

9:00p/8:00 Central

Uh … BBC America takes a look at Brothers and Sisters in Love. Now this is siblings who didn’t meet each other until late in life but still … eww.
The History Channel looks at monster spiders on a new MonsterQuest, while The Discovery Channel explores alcohol myths on Mythbusters and SciFi’s Ghost Hunters keep on looking for evidience of spectors.
The CW’s new Stylista premieres and is apparently The Devil Wears Prada as a reality competition. Charlotte tries to woo Addison to St. Ambrose Hospital on Private Practice on ABC.
Showtime offers up a new Inside the NFL, while NBC throws out a special new Deal or No Deal with seven $1,000,000 cases on the stage. A&E’s Dog the Bounty Hunter is still at it starting at the half hour.
Alternately, a serial killer masks his killings by staging car accidents on Criminal Minds over on CBS.

10:00p/9:00 Central

CBS follows up with a new CSI: NY promises a case involving political intrigue and silicone dolls. Or, on NBC, a new Lipstick Jungle features guest star Rosie Perez! Bravo’s Top Design is closing in on its season finale.
A&E offers up two new episodes of Parking Wars while The Discovery Channel looks at boxing robots on Prototype This. MTV brings another (why oh god why) The Real World/Road Rules Challenge with their “Survivor” rip-off.
The History Channel offers up the first season finale of Jurassic Fight Club, while TV Land Myths & Legends look at “Blood Evidence.”
FX throws out a new Sons of Anarchy, while Comedy Central’s one-two punch of South Park, facing a pandemic, and David Alan Grier’s Chocolate News.
And finally, Dan Rather makes a guest appearance on ABC’s Dirty Sexy Money to moderate Patrick Darling’s senatorial debate.