Today our group poem continues. When we left off, Hugh Laurie was getting ready to barge into Kevin Reilly’s office, despite Joss Whedon’s warnings, and Prison Break‘s Dominic Purcell showed up to try to stop him. Did it work, or does Hugh Laurie commit career suicide by barging into the big boss’s office? Read on to find out….
“Where’s Kevin Reilly?” Hugh exclaimed with a shout.
“Don’t worry your pretty beard,” Seacrest said. “He’s just … out.”
They looked at his devilish grin and the gleam in his eye
And Dominic realized that he might not just be canceled, he might actually die.
“My show has already been on longer than it should,”
Said Dominic, running away like any smart person would.
But Hugh channeled Dr. House and then there stood his ground.
“It’s just you and me, Seacrest. Let’s go a few rounds.”
“Oh, Hugh,” Seacrest laughed, “you should just back away.
Kevin is gone because I own this network, and you, as of today.”
“But … but, I don’t understand,” Hugh blustered and sputtered.
And Ryan replied, “I’m sorry Hugh. Did … did I stutter?”
“It started with my radio show, American Idol and my takeover of E!
“Did you really think I would stop there? That only that would satisfy me?”
But when the color drained from Hugh’s face and he thought it was over,
He heard a loud boom behind him and ducked for cover.