This week in Quotation Marks, Janis calls Sean a bitch on 24, House calls Wilson a wuss on House, and Amy Sedaris shines as Claire on The Closer. Take a look at our quotes this week, and feel free to add your own favorites in the comments!
ER
“Carter. Aren’t you the guy who got that nurse pregnant and moved to Seattle?” – Tony Gates to Carter, referring to the long-remembered Doug Ross
Psych
Henry Spencer: “I forbid you to be a part of this Shawn. You’re coming with me.”
Shawn Spencer: “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Forbid me? I’m familiar to your hands-on
approach to parenting, but I’m not 27 anymore. I can do whatever I want.”
Lie to Me
“You really are idiotically happy, aren’t you?” Cal Lightman to his partner Gillian Foster
Burn Notice
“Killers, by and large, are whiny losers … but that doesn’t make them any less dangerous.” – Mike’s narration
House
“You’re a wuss — part wimp, part puss.” – House to Wilson, on Wilson going to Cuddy’s baby-naming ceremony
Chuck
“Did you ever think the two of us would wind up with smart, beautiful, sexually adventuresome girls on Valentine’s Day?” – Morgan to Chuck
“The answer is no! Two jackasses like you landing two hot pieces like Anna and blondie? It’s a cruel trick of nature.” – Big Mike
30 Rock
“I’m going to say yes, because this just feels right, and my instincts have never let me down. Except for looking at that eclipse.” -Blind girl accepting a date with Kenneth
24
Sean: “You’re a little bitch, you know that?!”
Janis: “YOU’RE a little bitch!”
The Closer
“I prefer the word intuitionist. People hear the word psychic and they think whack job.” – Claire (Amy Sedaris), explaining her title
Damages
“Do you really think Patty gives a shit about you?” – The Feds to Uncle Pete
Clacked by Jane Boursaw 
on Feb 22, 2009 @ 09:00 EST5EDT
what about HRG and “Indian Food?”