Quotation Marks – Tophers, Thunderclaps, and Tattoos

In case you missed it, Dollhouse is back for its final run. With two Tophers, Joss Whedon definitely brought the funny. We also have a couple of Twitter quotes for you this week. The controversial Bones/Avatar experiment did yield some funny stuff, despite the little bit of whining (on my part) and the whole lot of whining on others about the choice to be a commercial. Unfortunately, though, boys and girls, only one more week of Glee quotes before they, and several other FOX shows, go on hiatus until late spring.

Dollhouse

“You’re a Doll.” — Perrin
“Thanks, you’re cute too.” — Echo

“Who’s your back door man?” — Victor-Topher
“I’ll pretend I didn’t say that.” — Real-Topher

Monk

“You’re going to kill a federal judge?” — Ethan Rickover
“Tonight, I’m the judge!” — Monk

“There’s going to be some vomiting, and then death.” — Doctor, to Monk, on his condition
“Is there any chance death could come before the vomiting?” — Monk

Quotes from the Ether

“I’m turning gay. Today. Out of solidarity. It’s every man’s fantasy, right?” — Amy Brenneman’s (via Twitter) response to the Gay Marriage bill falling in the New York Senate

“YES WE DID! I FEEL LIKE OBAMA. ONLY, YOU KNOW, WHITER AND FATTER AND
WITHOUT A NOBEL PRIZE…” — From Kurt Sutter (via Twitter), on reaching his goal of 5213 followers before the season finale of Sons Of Anarchy

Scrubs

“I don’t know what Orlando-based boy band rejected you, but you do what I tell you.” — Denise to Cole

The Middle

“It usually copies me, but sometimes … it doesn’t.” — Brick, about his reflection

“Are you getting a divorce?” — Sue
“Let’s see how this goes.” — Mike

The Office

“I miss Pam.” — Michael to Jim, in reference to Erin

“I have made some empty promises in my life, but hands-down that was the most generous.” — Michael, on Scott’s Tots

“In an ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.” — Dwight to Jim

“Hold on – they’re lithium!” — Michael, on the batteries he was giving the disappointed Scott’s Tots

Bones

“Who would notice that?” — Angela
“Me. I’m extraordinarily observant” — Bones

“Would you like to see my tattoos?” — Tattoo Girl
“Very much … I’ve always enjoyed calligraphy” — Sweets

“So [Fisher] pitched his tent when you didn’t?” — Hodgins
“By ‘pitch his tent’ you mean….? Yeah, that’s what he did.” — Sweets

“Who wants to know everything about peacock poop?” — Hodgins, to the rest of the Squint team

Glee

“Every year when photos for the Thunderclap come around, I elect to have a little work done. This year, I got a little eye lift. And while they were in there I told them to yank out those tear ducts. Wasn’t using them.” — Sue

“What’s a patriotic wedgie?” — Mercedes
“It’s when they hoist you up the flagpole by your undies.” — Finn
“Strangely, it did make me feel more American.” — Artie

Launch My Line

“All of a sudden my spirit was getting very offended. Yeah I guess I’m dramatic, but I was born on a volcano.” — Roberto

Community

“A man gets to a point where he stops looking for a place to hang his underwear and starts looking for a place to hang his hat.” — Pierce

“Annie, being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of. You’re like a unicorn.” — Shelley

“What in the reverse Porky’s is going on here?” — Security guard, catching Annie and the other girls peeking though a peephole at a nude male mannequin.

30 Rock

“You’re like a swarthy, big-hipped Kelly Ripa” — Jack to Liz

“I’ll do the Christmas shopping this year to prove to you I can be reliable and that I can finish everything that I…” -Tracy

“You seem nervous. I could give  you some for that, but you know what, I’m not supposed to have sex with my patients.” — Dr. Spaceman

“Is it me, or is Liz Lemon getting hotter?” — Tracy, on Frank acting like Liz

White Collar

“I’ll admit I’ve done a lot of things in my life that I’m not proud of … No. No, that’s not true. I’m proud of most of them.” — Neal