“Now you bring in this hacky profiler with the world’s worst name and the most impossibly dark eyelashes on any man ever.” – Shawn
“He has a Masters in Psychology and Criminology from Harvard? And an MBA?” – Gus
“Get outta here — he’s got a monkey basketball league?” – Shawn
“I do not like to point my gun at innocent women.” – Lassie
“You don’t?” – Juliette
“No! I’m not 27 anymore.” – Lassie
“Look Gus, this isn’t about me or the fact that I wasn’t really a background dancer in the Thriller video….” – Shawn
“Whose is it Declan … if Declan is even your real name. If it’s not, by the way, you made a ridiculous choice.” – Shawn
“You’ve got to fire this guy. He is a fraud.” – Shawn
“So are you.” – Henry
“Yeah, but I’m a productive one.” – Shawn
“And as a token of my appreciation, I’m gonna loan out Curt Smith for your buddy’s wedding.” – Declan
“What? Don’t play with me.” – Shawn
“Fair warning: he’s an angry drunk. I mean who throws a keytar into a jacuzzi?” – Declan
“Ho ho, that’s money!” – Shawn
Clacked by Keith McDuffee 
on Sep 01, 2010 @ 23:09 EST5EDT
Best… episode… ever
And I can honstly say that I watched them all within the last five days.
Mostly because of the music but also because the guest celebrity was really believably used, he sold the jokes, he wasn’t above himself to make fun of himself, he really worked well with the rest of the cast – and I didn’t even knew who wrote all these songs I always liked in the past and never knew he wrote them. I have to watch Donny Darky again.