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The full frontaling of Kim Kardashian

What are we crying about today? Full-on nipple and ass crack. You won't believe how ridiculous this celebrity drama is unless all common sense has abandoned you.

Kim KardashianPerusing the news this morning, I couldn’t help myself to a healthy, hearty helping of laughter over this drama.

Come on. Seriously. Are people this daft they don’t know what they’re getting into? And especially Kim Kardashian? She didn’t just crawl out from beneath a rock nor did she just awaken from a coma to a brand new world nor is she truly this dumb.

So I ask: Where is this over-the-top melodrama coming from? I would honestly like to know.

As a parent, there are times when you may have watched your child throw a tantrum. You understand his/her frustration, but you also know the child will understand, in hindsight, how ridiculous the tantrum was once he/she comes back to reality.

However, while the tantrum is being thrown, it’s difficult for a parent to stifle the smile trying to make an appearance. This is a prime example of such a situation and how preposterous it actually is.

Instead of getting her brassiere all twisted in a wad, Kim should have left it on and not doffed it for the photo spread.

Ladies and Gentlemen: Common sense has left the building. …

Photo Credit: kimkardashianvideo.org

2 Responses to “The full frontaling of Kim Kardashian”

February 1, 2011 at 12:31 PM

Common sense has left the planet! I have never even watched the show The Kardashians…I just flip right on by.

February 1, 2011 at 8:34 PM

So glad she didn’t make it to the judges seat.

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