“… right … right … right … keep smiling … stay still … wave a little like nothing’s happening … the fence is getting closer … closer … keep still, don’t scare it yet … I’ll tell you when it’s close enough and, as soon as I do, flip your phone around, hold it out at the fence and yell ‘I have the new Kim Kardashian Perfume Smell-O-App right here and I’m not afraid to use it!’
Hey Jerry the zoom on the camera is broken so we are going to need you to randomly shout, “Look I’m holding the new Sprint 4G Evo phone!” in this scene so we can keep that check Sprint gave us for product placement.
Son of a bitch, Keith… That was the line I was going to use!!
Dave uses the de-pigmentation app in his phone to play a practical joke on uncle Carl.
“Dude … I thought I was getting the hookup, but these seats kinda blow.”
Now if I can reflect the sun off that dude’s bald head just right, that ball is gonna burst into flames before it ever gets through those goal posts…
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“… right … right … right … keep smiling … stay still … wave a little like nothing’s happening … the fence is getting closer … closer … keep still, don’t scare it yet … I’ll tell you when it’s close enough and, as soon as I do, flip your phone around, hold it out at the fence and yell ‘I have the new Kim Kardashian Perfume Smell-O-App right here and I’m not afraid to use it!’
“That fence won’t ever bother you again …”
Hey Jerry the zoom on the camera is broken so we are going to need you to randomly shout, “Look I’m holding the new Sprint 4G Evo phone!” in this scene so we can keep that check Sprint gave us for product placement.