Since ABC lacks the clever these days, let me point out the obvious connection between ABC Family’s new series in development, ‘Shadows,’ and ‘Alias,’ to end talks of its reboot once and for all.

If you’re a woman, you *get* them. If you’re a guy, you have to deal with someone who *gets* them. There’s just no winning with “that time of the month.” But Tara and Michael aren’t afraid to take the subject on in this week’s edition of CommercialClack.

Leverage’s first season was near-perfect. Then, unfortunately, the show’s second season happened, which was, to paraphrase Eliot, 10 pounds of disappointment in a 5 pound bag.

What do you write about when you slowly lose things to complain about? Luckily, an episode on a homeless man who doesn’t have a heart of gold fills the bill.

Maybe the best part of the new House is how much fun I have with everyone’s nicknames — can we give Foreman one too?

Tell me how a completely dark screen with the sound of a single gunshot ringing out is supposed to clearly indicate what exactly happened?

Let’s tuck in our napkins and delve into the next of my two part review of ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ this week, shall we? Does everyone have some Pepto on hand? Lovely!